Center Parcs; cycling and other observations ....

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Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
Last w/end I found myself at Center Parcs. Now this really isn't my thing but it was for a friends 50th B'day celebrations. We hired a luxury villa with Hot Tub, Sauna and Steam-room. To be honest that and a bit of R&R was enough for me. I went to the pool once, played Badminton twice. Otherwise chilled, read, ate and drank and enjoyed our private facilities. Kids and others had a ball.

But Center Parcs is a strangeness, firstly I was surprised how diverse it was (a good thing) so they have done a good job attracting a wide variety of peoples. Also it seems very old person and disabled friendly (again a good thing). The downside is that it's pretty pricey.
Another thing is people seem to go around relaxed and pretty much on their best and most polite behaviour. maybe something about the environment encourages that, I don't know. It does to me seem like 'The Village', like Duloc in Shrek, too organised, too contrived everything just about right ....

The great thing about it is though is that I reckon about 2/3rds plus cycled and it did strike me that more people would ride bikes (or walk) if using the car in their localities was more difficult AND that facilities for cycling were better. It also helps that the rate of bike theft in a Center Parc must be pretty low. So encouraging bike use is a good thing and it goes to show that a lot of people could and possibly would use bicycles more often in the right circumstances.
The final part is that of the cyclists probably >80% were without helmets, again demonstrating that helmet wearing is something that is not seen as necessary to ride a bike, but necessary to ride a bike on the road. The conundrum here is that a plastic hat will do little to protect you in a car crash, but would do a lot to help in a low-speed Center Parcs tumble.

That's all really. I don't plan to go again, but if the party was right ....
 
I have not been but the feeling I have with the pros and cons seems to be exactly as you report.
On the cycling element of the experience, do you think it encourages cycling by being a bit of a taster for non cyclist or puts them off the idea of cycling in the real world ?
 

Brains

Legendary Member
Location
Greenwich
When you all vote for me to become the God-Emperor-El-Presidenet-for-Life of Europe one of my first tasks will be reconfigure as many cities and towns as possible on the Centre Parc's cycle model with imput from the Germans, Dutch and Danish
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Or if I never get to be the God-Emperor-El-Presidenet-for-Life of Europe, but I somehow get the chance, like Prince Charles, to design my own village then I'll go along with his rules on architecture but with Centre Parc's cycle ethos, it will be a totally cycle centric transport network..
 

mattobrien

Guru
Location
Sunny Suffolk
It was cycling at Center Parcs a few years ago that reignited my riding. Clearly I was the most expensive holiday ever, well the knock on effect of getting back into cycling has cost a lot...
 
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I'm going to centre parcs in september, looking forwards to it, might be able to get the GF into cycling - or at least give it a try here!
 
Don't think it's quite the cycling nirvana regarding thefts as you'd like though link link. Admittedly older articles but I can quite believe it as people tend to be more relaxed generally on holiday and probably not quite as vigilant as they would be at the local supermarket. Maybe like Disneyland where crime doesn't happen.
We've been across to a couple of the resorts in Holland and had a great time, the staff seemed more laid back than in the UK. A checkout girl switching from dutch to broad geordie was a bit of surprise though.

Had my first clipless moment there too.
 

craigwend

Grimpeur des terrains plats
[QUOTE 3250186, member: 45"]It's great if you've got kids.

It's also great if you haven't got kids and have instead hundreds of pounds to spent in the spa and restaurants.

If you're poor, and you don't have kids, don't go to Center Parcs.[/QUOTE]

Are you the Jeremy Clarkson of holiday reviews?
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
A bit like camping on a Golf Course and thinking you're in the countryside....

Note to Self: Dont go to Center Parcs.

I've camped on a golf course thinking that I was in the country side. It's no fun being woken up at 05:30 in the morning by the loud chatter of folk getting an early round in.

Note to self: Don't leave wild camping until after chucking out time and a visit to the chip shop.
 

Sara_H

Guru
I've often reflected on the fact that any kind of closed circuit cycling event is incredibly popular.

The recent Sky ride in Sheffield was very well attended by families despite the fact that the weather was abysmal. If the environment is right, people love to ride.
 

I like Skol

A Minging Manc...
[QUOTE 3250186, member: 45"]It's great if you've got kids.

It's also great if you haven't got kids and have instead hundreds of pounds to spent in the spa and restaurants.

If you're poor, and you don't have kids, don't go to Center Parcs.[/QUOTE]
On principle I 'should' hate Centre Parcs for the Duloc'ness of the set-up but in practice it does work well for me as the prices keep out the riff-raff while the surroundings appeal to my rough camping tendencies while the family can be happy. I do however mostly avoid the restaurants as I loath and detest paying high prices for mediocre Brewers Fayre type provisions. Social self catering with mucho BBQs and some wine is the key!
 

Sara_H

Guru
On principle I 'should' hate Centre Parcs for the Duloc'ness of the set-up but in practice it does work well for me as the prices keep out the riff-raff while the surroundings appeal to my rough camping tendencies while the family can be happy. I do however mostly avoid the restaurants as I loath and detest paying high prices for mediocre Brewers Fayre type provisions. Social self catering with mucho BBQs and some wine is the key!
My OH has just been to the one near the Lake District and BBQ's were banned!
 
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Fab Foodie

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
I'm glad you've said that, every time I'm tempted with going im a little put off at what ive always perceived to be a bit too "Stepford Wives"... A bit like camping on a Golf Course and thinking you're in the countryside....

Note to Self: Dont go to Center Parcs.
It is a bit like that, but as Mr Paul says, it's nice to feel peacefully isolated in the forest for a few days... we saw Squirrels, Rabbits and a Stoat right outside the back door.
I'd use them again only as a place to get friends together for weekends eating and drinking and chilling. Stuff the amenities.

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Had a week in Centre Parks near Orleans, France this month. A bike was necessary within the resort due to the size of the place, the hire fleet was vast, I have never seen so many bikes. I took my own cyclocross style bike to explore the forest tracks and villages of the Sologne area. Self catering was good using the on site supermarket, even better from the off site stores. Even though the weekly rate for the chalet was not cheap, at a per head rate for the week it was cheaper than many package holidays.
 

DCLane

Found in the Yorkshire hills ...
Resurrecting this; I'm off to Center Parcs this weekend. And yes, it's expensive but given the past couple of months we've had it's a needed break. We looked at alternatives but it's simply the easiest option.

We're taking bikes for all of us plus doing a couple of activities.
 
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