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Mods - please feel free to edit any of the claptrap that I post. You can only improve it.
But if you typed "masturbation" it would not have been changed. Nor is masturbator. self-gratification artist is, I guess, but that's a term of (often friendly) abuse.
With or without "milk"Well in that case I'm gonna stop buying his Cornflakes ....
With or without "milk"
Just so long as it wasn't into the cornflakes.If nothing else I have now learnt about Kellogg. Which was quite interesting to say the least, bet he was a massive winker
Don't sugar coat itFrosties
MOD CONFESSION TIME:
I am the one who Edited @jefmcg's post.
In a thread about breakfast cereal, I was surprised - nay even shocked - to find how quickly (11 posts) things had turned to masturbation. I confess to having been unaware of the Victorian connection to oatmeal and, now that I am wiser and more knowledgeable , have no hesitation in re-editing the post back to it's original form.
We don't deliberately set out to 'censor' CycleChat but we do seek to administer the UG&R, which have had quite a few tweaks over the years - and how many of us Members read them even occasionally to see if anything has changed ? Shaun usually posts about any changes but not everyone sees those posts either.
The other point to please remember is that many of us have been around CC for quite some time, have met and made friends (or not-friends even ) of other members - people we would never have met but for our connection through CC. This has led to familiarity and a certain understanding of the context in which a post is viewed/received and thus the response - which can be quite confusing or disturbing to a newer member, who doesn't know the background nor the relationship between older members. Equally, it is easy to forget that things like swearing might, in context, be amusing to some members but not all and still needs to preserve the "Fun and friendly cycling community" to visitors and younger family people.
We are not perfect Mods but we do try to keep the lid on things getting out of hand and we do always read all the Reported posts, discuss them if necessary and take action as agreed and appropriate. Equally we sometimes just act before a Report has been made, if we see something ourselves. We, just like you, want to keep the buzz, vibe and unique atmosphere of CycleChat and we do what we can to assist Shaun incycling internet world dominationmaintaining CC as the foremost, friendliest and most informative internet cycling forum.
Thank you if you have managed to read all of this !
Blackadder: Baldrick, fix us some coffee will you? And try to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.
Baldrick: It's not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.
Blackadder: Why is this?
Baldrick: It is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.
Blackadder: So everytime I've drunk your coffee since, I have, in fact, been drinking hot mud.
Baldrick: With sugar.
Blackadder: Which, of course, makes all the difference.
Baldrick: Why, it would do, if we had any sugar, but unfortunately, we ran out New Year's Eve, 1915. Since then, I've been using sugar substitute.
Blackadder: Which is?
Baldrick: Dandruff.
Blackadder: (disgusted and disheartened) Brilliant.
Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time. (leans in) Well, saliva.
Blackadder: No! No thank you, Baldrick; call me Mr. Picky, but I'll pass.
Baldrick: That's probably 'cause you're mad!
Thank you for your honesty.MOD CONFESSION TIME:
I am the one who Edited @jefmcg's post.
In a thread about breakfast cereal, I was surprised - nay even shocked - to find how quickly (11 posts) things had turned to masturbation. I confess to having been unaware of the Victorian connection to oatmeal and, now that I am wiser and more knowledgeable , have no hesitation in re-editing the post back to it's original form.
We don't deliberately set out to 'censor' CycleChat but we do seek to administer the UG&R, which have had quite a few tweaks over the years - and how many of us Members read them even occasionally to see if anything has changed ? Shaun usually posts about any changes but not everyone sees those posts either.
The other point to please remember is that many of us have been around CC for quite some time, have met and made friends (or not-friends even ) of other members - people we would never have met but for our connection through CC. This has led to familiarity and a certain understanding of the context in which a post is viewed/received and thus the response - which can be quite confusing or disturbing to a newer member, who doesn't know the background nor the relationship between older members. Equally, it is easy to forget that things like swearing might, in context, be amusing to some members but not all and still needs to preserve the "Fun and friendly cycling community" to visitors and younger family people.
We are not perfect Mods but we do try to keep the lid on things getting out of hand and we do always read all the Reported posts, discuss them if necessary and take action as agreed and appropriate. Equally we sometimes just act before a Report has been made, if we see something ourselves. We, just like you, want to keep the buzz, vibe and unique atmosphere of CycleChat and we do what we can to assist Shaun incycling internet world dominationmaintaining CC as the foremost, friendliest and most informative internet cycling forum.
Thank you if you have managed to read all of this !
Since banning them doesn't seem to be all that popular
Tomorrow I'm just going to have a bowl of porridge and then **** myself stupid.This thread is why I'm having toast for breakfast.