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[col]

"ooo look,this tube is puctured too""

 

[tdr1nka]

Darren is mysteriously 'off'ed by a black pudding......

 

[mondobongo]

No not just the tube you will need to take the whole wheel off to make a real bike.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Guy in the purple top: "Well bless my pierced right nipple, it's gone and happened again."

 

[Jaded]

UK mechanics gain access to rival's equipment before the women's wheelchair 5,000m.

 

[ChrisKH]

"No mate, when I said 'Blow Me', that's not what I mean't."

or

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Nice pictures in the report. You took one of my office five up from the bottom.

 

[mondobongo]

Guy in the purple top: "Well bless my pierced right nipple, it's gone and happened again."

Why Mr P did you have to bring that to our attention

 

[PaulB]

"Want that one"

 

[Aperitif]

It didn't help matters that Ben could hear the puncture fairy laughing her a** off in the bushes!

Sue him for that one Ben!

 

[Smeggers]

The couch potatoes sulk whilst wondering how to get the wheels off their armchairs.

 

[Dayvo]

Bloke in black: 'FFS! What 'appened to the other 'arf of this bleedin' tube?'

 

[Maz]

And I thought only the bar tape was phat!

 

[mondobongo]

When Lycra goes Wrong.