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[CopperBrompton]

Background info: this was Daren's third puncture in one day, and his second one in about half a mile ...

Full story here (make yourself a cup of tea first):
http://www.benlovejoy.com/wheels/cycle/tripreports/londonaudax/

Ben

 

[TVC]

"Is this how you ended up with 13 children?"

 

[mondobongo]

Come on man, my moobs are killing me stood round like this.

 

[Night Train]

"There must be a reason for all these guys riding with a wheel less then us!"

"Sorry mate, I didn't see you! 'ere, have this model of the LHC by way of compensation."

"Bleeding postmen! As if the little red ones weren't bad enough they now drop bloody great big black ones!"

"Look, you don't have to keep bowing and offering me gifts every time you step on the cracks!"

"Its always the same. I'm trying to show you my new nipple ring and all you are interested in is rubber!"

 

[Aperitif]

Another superb report Ben - I liked the shot of the gasometer framing with fencing...amongst others.

 

[red_tom]

I'm a little teapot short and stout.

 

[newbiebiker]

tsk!tsk!tsk! what a luck

 

[Shaun]

It didn't help matters that Ben could hear the puncture fairy laughing her a** off in the bushes!

 

[Smeggers]

Team Lard get off to a bad start in the Tour of Britain.

 

[domtyler]

Large 'Lard'on Collider claims its first victim.

 

[rich p]

I'm sure we could make a real bike out of these bits we found in a skip

 

[Keith Oates]

""Where can I buy some solid tyres""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[marinyork]

The guy in the purple got bored with the 35th attempt to make a balloon poodles out of spare tubes after the crash. Darren's mother, 85 had promised to come and tow them back on her segway, but the ETA was 2hrs and boredom had broken out.

 

[Maz]

Intrepid bikers set off on a "round the world" trip, intent on breaking the world record by never stopping to eat.

 

[postman]

'' I think it says,put on the inside of the tyre''.''So should we try that next''?