Caption Competition!

[lukesdad]

Lance Armstrongs P.A delivers fanboy petition to prove he's innocent of all charges !

 

[betty swollocks]

In a desperate attempt to attract the custom of childless tree-huggers, Tescos now deliver babies by bicycle and
are experimenting with greatly reducing the amount of unnecessary packaging too.

 

[mickle]

Change of rules alert! Change of rules alert!

The competition shall be decides by you, the viewers. Likes = votes. The entry that receives the highest. Number of likes shall be the winner. In the event that two or more entries receives the same number of votes the winner shall be decided by the Competion Master General (thats me that is) is final etc.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The competition shall be decides by you, the viewers. Likes = votes. The entry that receives the highest. Number of likes shall be the winner.

Free beer and cash for anyone who 'likes' my competition entry!

 

[adds21]

Chain's slack

 

[ColinJ]

Having already borne 13 children by the age of 27, Helga abandoned her Catholic faith and now carries a week's supply of condoms with her at all times ...

 

[Dayvo]

Shut up, Mum, and just pedal. And don't you dare eat anymore of those baked beans you got on the cheap!

 

[mickle]

Chain's slack

Class!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[Susan Nisar]

Twice a week a fraulein riding a bicycle crossed the German border carrying boxes filled with sand.

Each time the customs officials searched the boxes looking for contraband, but always in vain.

Sometimes they even emptied all the sand out, expecting to find some illegal item.

They racked their brains but never found anything untoward.

It was many years later, long after the fraulein had vanished from the scene, that they learned the truth.

She had been smuggling bicycles!

 

[Berties]

you can never have to much flap jack and malt loaf on a long ride,and I am sure i did say jelly before the baby at the corner shop,any how he can help with the navigation !

 

[Fab Foodie]

Heidi had an inkling that her clothes design business was taking a turn for the worst as she collected the latest returns from the sorting office ....

 

[Crackle]

"Mum. You know this bike. Is it a farking hybrid?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After being banned from European Airspace due to serious breaches in safety, Mary Poppins had to rethink her travel plans.

 

[junglegusset]

Mrs Armstrong returns satisfied after completing her daily chore of buying blood from the local villagers. It's been a good day.