So either they'll allow no chain tension when on the small ring and in small sprockets - noisy and inefficient.
That's the way my triple + 13-26 was set-up but lack of chain tension was immaterial because I never used that combination and I can't see any real need to. Either side of that ratio was available in the middle chainring and the chainline on small/small was horrible (but not as bad as that in big/big, though).
Agree with all of your points.