Campsites - Keep away from the green patches of grass

[Diggs]

You sure its not a 'Woods'

Could be, I am of a certain vintage

 

[Archie_tect]

Get out the tent you lazy feckers.

I went camping this summer and at 4am awoke with the urge. Went out followed by an excited dog. Was peeing in the hedge when I noticed the dog over by another tent having a wee on the fly sheet.....

Are you sure you've got a dog?

 

[steveindenmark]

I just open the tent zip and let my Python roam. When its done I just wind it in.

 

[Low Roller]

I just open the tent zip and let my Python roam. When its done I just wind it in.

Monty would approve. Love your scooter thingie.

 

[Low Roller]

Monty would approve. Love your scooter thingie.

I have studied the Danish language and can speak one word ........." Lurpak" . I think it means "butter"

 

[raleighnut]

I have studied the Danish language and can speak one word ........." Lurpak" . I think it means "butter"

There's another one goes sssssssssssssshhhhhh I think it refers to cured pork products.

 

[robing]

I find that only staying in hotels with appropriate en suite facilities gets around this problem quite adequately

By appropriate en suite facilities, do you mean a washbasin?

 

[Isla Valassi]

Has anyone had any experience of using the Travel John products?

 

[snorri]

I might just stick to B&Bs.

Yebbut how do you check the place for squeaky floor boards/stairs/door hinges before booking in?

 

[classic33]

There's always this book for ideas!

 

[Pico Triano]

This problem gets to be an even greater night time adventure when you're riding with four young children. We didn't stay anywhere very long.