grhm
Veteran
- Location
- Malvern, Worcestershire
Banjo said:I have just had a brainwave Use a dog anchor to attatch the main guy rope of your tent to also lock your bike to it. Anyone tries to tamper with the anchor will cause your tent to fall down at which point you spring out in your Y fronts with baseball bat in hand.
Or you come to, sleepy and confused, to find the tent collapsing/collapsed on you. You fight to get out of your sleeping bag and tent, and when you eventually emerge you find some poor sap who on his way to the loo walked round your guy but tripped over the bike.