Stig-OT-Dump
Guru
- Location
- Glasgow's sunny southside
Gandalf said:'this man will never play football with his son again'...
"If he can't find a proper ball he'll use a hedgehog like everyone else" said someone from the Teesside area
(by the way, I don't condone it, & I never started it - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/3825587.stm )
How about "It's not a video game, you don't get more lives" - then you could have a picture of the football shirts & floral tributes at the roadside, or the mangled wreckage that precedes said tributes?