Bum...

[yenrod]

..and Belly Button' fluff...

Where does it come from..

 

[Dayvo]

And don't forget to clean your nails thoroughly!

 

[beanzontoast]

It grows out of your chin before the real stuff kicks in.

Oh, you meant that bum fluff...

 

[beanzontoast]

I get mine from Germany on eBay. The instructions are a bit dodgy, but it's fluffy enough.

I hope you paid import tax on that. Got to protect our British cottage bumfluff producers, you know.

 

[bonj2]

clothes you fool where do you think

although i prefer unclemorts response

 

[Arch]

Got to protect our British cottage bumfluff producers, you know.

That's got to be least predictable sentence of the year!

 

[snakehips]

Where does it come from..

.... and why is it always blue ?

 

[mr Mag00]

there is probably a japanese vending machine somewhere

 

[zimzum42]

I read the reason it's blue is cos blue fibres are the shortest ones and most likely to leave the garment and gather up there....

 

[vernon]

I read the reason it's blue is cos blue fibres are the shortest ones and most likely to leave the garment and gather up there....

So why are blue fibres the shortest ones?

 

[zimzum42]

I have no idea, might not even be true....

 

[wafflycat]

It comes from Lowestoft, of course!

 

[Crackle]

Mine is collected from the fragrant bellies of supermodels, b-list actresses and aspiring starlets.

Want to buy some?

I'll take an aspiring Starlet please. I have a 20p with no date on.

 

[Dayvo]

In full colour!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint

Then there's the sickos!

http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

 

[Saddle bum]

Belly button fluff protects the head of the screw deep in the BB. Remove that screw and your arse falls off.

(That's wot I told my kids).