The best one I ever heard, over 40 years ago, and still makes me laugh to this day, was the guy cycling home from work across a park, during a thunderstorm.
Obviously, he got struck by lightning, which melted the braze in the bike frame, causing it to collapse. Leaving him with a neat pile of reynolds tubing on the ground 🤣🤣🤣
This guys tales were absolutely legendary, and have become his legacy. Never any boasting or malice in them, fondly remembered by all who knew him, but boy, could he spin a yarn!