Brothel.

[Cycling Naturalist]

Instalments?

An inch at a time?

 

[buggi]

An inch at a time?

you've got more than an inch?

 

[Aperitif]

soliciting is all about give and take in my limited understanding...

 

[Fab Foodie]

An inch at a time?

Centimetres . I went Metric some time ago...

 

[Fab Foodie]

dipping low? unlikely, i'm 6ft tall.

I'd be barely up to it then...

 

[Keith Oates]

Centimetres . I went Metric some time ago...

Millimeters from what I've been told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spandex]

i'm not sure you could afford me

Ill take you for a ride in my 3 helicopters!



To get me going all you have to do is rub my bike

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Back to OT. Maybe there should be some sort of agreement on rates. e.g.

Fettle: £10
Gear tweaking: £15
Quick pump: £20
Lube and oil: £25
Lube and oil inc. chain(s): £30
Full service and ride: £50

 

[stephec]

Back to OT. Maybe there should be some sort of agreement on rates. e.g.

Fettle: £10
Gear tweaking: £15
Quick pump: £20
Lube and oil: £25
Lube and oil inc. chain(s): £30
Full service and ride: £50

Do you give discounts for local club members?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Nay but you might get some soreen if you play your cards right

 

[Mortiroloboy]

dipping low? unlikely, i'm 6ft tall.

We're all the same height laying down.

 

[walker]

You got change?

 

[Fab Foodie]

You got change?

What were you after big-boy? A quick fettle or this week's special:
"The Club Run".

Next week's special; "Chain-Gang"

 

[walker]

What were you after big-boy? A quick fettle or this week's special:
"The Club Run".

Next week's special; "Chain-Gang"

I was hoping to have a go on your bottom bracket?

 

[walker]

as long as your clean, I don't want to catch any STI shifters