Englishman, Frenchman & German sitting in the dining car of a train. Wine fuelled discussion turns to language.
The German thinks that his language is the best, because German is the language of logic & science.
The Frenchman thinks his language is best, because French Is the language of diplomacy & love.
The Englishman accepts the claims, then shows a dinner knife and says:
”In German, this would be a ‘messer’ and in French, this would be ‘couteau’; but in English, we call this a ‘knife’ - because that’s what it -really- is.”