I knew a chap who did the Bowen technique. He was super smashing lovely and kept showing me what I could have won. In the time it took the board to revolve, he had the non darts player up to the ochy. As he said to me "Keep out of the black and in to the red, There's nowt in this game for two in a bed".
Oh, sorry, that was Jim Bowen, Bullseye!