Bottom cleansing

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[TheDoctor]

My 'sub' does that for me.

 

[ComedyPilot]

There's no choice for bidet and man servant!!

 

[tdr1nka]

You are also missing, dry dock, scraper and high pressure hose!

 

[TVC]

Yep, jet wash for me.

 

[Plax]

I initially read the title of this thread as "bottle washing". Very embarrassing considering I've only just been to the opticians yesterday. But then he did say my eye sight has deteriorated and suggested I get new glasses .

 

[Dayvo]

I initially read the title of this thread as "bottle washing". Very embarrassing considering I've only just been to the opticians yesterday. But then he did say my eye sight has deteriorated and suggested I get new glasses .

New arses! Whatever next?

 

[Keith Oates]

I thought the Daily Mirror was printed for that purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

My favourite was an advert in Viz magazine about 10 years ago for "Clag Gone - Winnet Remover" accompanied by a picture of a bottomless bloke riding a seatless exercise bike, and the rear wheel had been replaced with a circular wire brush!!!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Nothing in the poll suggests how often the described operations are performed. Surely not more than once per month?

 

[Night Train]

There's no option to determine a folder or a scruncher.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Or even a bare finger?