Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
If you're from Woking, does that mean you're woke?
Not yet, but you eventually will be...If you're from Woking, does that mean you're woke?
Coat.... Now!Not yet, but you eventually will be...
[Optional pun] You're woking on it!
"Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal." - StravinskyShakespeare stole many of his plots from an Italian called Cinthio.
Even that was stolen, or at least modified from other people's quotes!"Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal." - Stravinsky
And cling film has its own unique problems.Kitchen tin foil, as I found out, is not as good
It's such a good quote! Funnily enough I first came across it credited to Sir Thomas Beecham, as 'Mediocre composers borrow, great composers steal', but Stravinsky seems the most widely credited, so I went with that.Even that was stolen, or at least modified from other people's quotes!
Utterly Butterly (all they had at the Co-op) isn't.
Oh, I was mistaking it for "I Can't Believe That YOU Can't Believe It's Not Butter" I mean, what kind of mutant butter were they used to eating!!!"I can't believe that any one would mistake this for Butter"
Oh, I was mistaking it for "I Can't Believe That YOU Can't Believe It's Not Butter" I mean, what kind of mutant butter were they used to eating!!!
My great grandfather was a baker, and he told my Mum that he always reckoned slightly old bread flour was betterWell, judging by the hot lump of partially cooked dough that I'm currently facing, yeast in packet bread mix with a best before date of February 2019 is no longer active.