Bored facts that you have found out while in lock down

[screenman]

I am not ready for full time retirement.

 

[Venod]

Ligne is an old measurement, there are 12 in an inch, it is still used in watchmaking.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Prices are ramming up

You're not kidding!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You're not kidding!

Yep and people are hoofing it up

 

[Drago]

I've never been in a lockdown.

 

[ColinJ]

Kitchen roll is better than toilet roll

At blocking drains!

 

[slowmotion]

I've discovered, for the first time in my life, that I have a natural ability to do almost nothing.

 

[ColinJ]

I've discovered, for the first time in my life, that I have a natural ability to do almost nothing.

You must have been very busy - I worked it out about myself decades ago!

 

[slowmotion]

You must have been very busy - I worked it out about myself decades ago!

The really good bit is that I have the perfect excuse not to feel guilty about it!

 

[Dirk]

Tesco's own brand premium Scotch, at £12.50 a bottle, ain't too bad.

 

[slowmotion]

Tesco's own brand premium Scotch, at £12.50 a bottle, ain't too bad.

I say! Splendid news.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I've learnt that Amanda means 'worthy of being loved' in Latin and that it's a gerundive.

 

[slowmotion]

I've learnt that Amanda means 'worthy of being loved' in Latin and that it's a gerundive.

Ah, Kennedy's Shorter Latin Primer. Anyway, here's a close relative.....

 

[derrick]

Just watching Top of the pops from1989. They played some rubbish back then.🤣🤣

 

[MichaelW2]

If you mix hand sanitiser with Vermouth a twist of lemon and an olive, it is terribly sophisticated.