Bored facts that you have found out while in lock down

[Cuchilo]

Here comes the sun on guitar is simple to play and if you change the words for shut up you c*nts Next door stop shouting at each other

 

[postman]

I have found out,i have got lazy during lock down,the cleaning does not get done every week,and i don't care.

 

[johnnyb47]

Just wait until you've got mudguards on the hoover.. That's when you know your slacking with the housework

 

[Chris S]

There is an inside pocket in one of my jackets that I didn't know about.

 

[PeteXXX]

The fuel sign on your car dash tells you what side to fill up

I thought the side that the filler hole resides is the same side as the pavement, depending on which side of the road that the country drives on, that the car was made in.

Maybe.....

 

[MichaelW2]

There is an inside pocket in one of my jackets that I didn't know about.

Did you find any money in it?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

We have found six more old pound coins whilst cleaning. Down to the bank to exchange at some point

 

[Chris S]

Did you find any money in it?

No, I didn't even know it existed.

 

[Hover Fly]

A while back I was sorting out some old clothes for dump or charity shop and found a watch in the lining of an overcoat. I was convinced I had lost it on the road somewhere and bought a replacement.

 

[T4tomo]

There is an inside pocket in one of my jackets that I didn't know about.

I found €300 cash in my ski jacket

 

[captain nemo1701]

I love you in Polish is pronounced Kock armchair .

My lodger is Polish...mmmm.. might ask on that

 

[Chris S]

My lodger is Polish...mmmm.. might ask on that

It's actually 'kocham chie'. Anyway, be careful or she might get the wrong idea!

 

[Tribansman]

Before I went upstairs this morning I reckoned my left foot would be the one that stepped onto the landing. It was actually my right foot. What a time to be alive.

 

[Julia9054]

There is an inside pocket in one of my jackets that I didn't know about.

Who the hell is still wearing jackets?
I go for days without needing shoes

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

David Tennant -- who played - and hence IS the Doctor

In one episode - called the Doctor's Daughter = he has a daughter by unusual means

The Daughter was played by the daughter of Peter Davidson - the 5th Doctor

She was called Georgia Moffett - and she married David Tennant in 2011 - to become Georgia Tennant

Hence David Tennant is married to his own daughter - from 2 points of view

assuming you believe that Dr Who is real

evidence https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...davison-marriage-stupid-podcast-b1095552.html