Book: Bonj book of Cycling

[Kovu]

I am cool, and don’t think any other words are necessary, but have to make seventeen words.

 

[Abitrary]

You're coolness is an aberration of your twisted ego, undeserving of such a feat of such bonjiness.

 

[longers]

I don't want the book but just wanted to show that I can count to seventeen too

 

[Abitrary]

Your last attempt at counting to seventeen, if I'm not mistaken, was abortive, like the eightenteen attempt.

 

[summerdays]

My cycling would no doubt improve after reading this enlightening tome, by such a highly regarded cyclist.

 

[wafflycat]

I think I could take a small step to *enlightenment from reading the tome.

*help with counting

 

[Dayvo]

Please just put our names in the hat as usual and pull the lucky winner out. Thanks.

 

[Ivan Ardon]

I get wet without mudguards. Send the book so I can find out what I'm doing wrong.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I crave Bonj Enlightenment for my riding.
Altercations with drivers are not unknown.
I seek his wisdom.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Me, me, me, me, me, me, please!! Granted, this does not constitute eloquent reasoning, but who cares?

 

[TheDoctor]

I will give you money. If you wish, I will give you alcohol. And possibly sexual favours.

(elements of this post may not be true...)

 

[longers]

(elements of this post may not be true...)

The bit about the money?

 

[Crackle]

This Book is not long
But its cycling lore is strong.
I need the Book Of Bonj.

 

[TheDoctor]

The bit about the money?

Amongst others...

 

[magnatom]

To increase the books value, you need a famous pesrons signature on it...