Danny said:1. Admin to create a "Serious Cyclists" forum with Bonj and Noodley as moderators
2. Bonj and Noodley could also form a "standards sub-committee" which could monitor the whole of CC and report back on a periodic basis on numbers of incorrect posting, badly chosen avatars, etc. The time spent on this and moderating the serious cyclist discussions would keep both of them out of mischief.
Why is this so ridiculous? The subsections such as cafe and beginners (and other sections) have evolved so particular people go into particular places, they have their own standards, etiquette and so on, their own cliques. Where there isn't a niche for what people want you see people posting in the wrong section/getting offended. There is actually a lack of a "serious cyclists" area if you look at the subcategories.