Bl**dy pedestrians..

[Red Light]

Bloody pedestrians! They should be taxed and insured and wear number plates so they can be identified. Who do they think they are walking on our roads...... [cont p93]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

"Just one cornetto?"

Just give it to meeeeee

"You greedy Hornetto
You've already had threeeee"

 

[Flyingfox]

What kind of cornetto? Hes got no right to be annoyed if it was strawberry!

(glad youre alright)

From the 'evidence' on my shirt and gloves it was just plain vanilla. I'm just glad he was a big bloke as he stopped me going over the bars!

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

Must admit I never bother with bells. I find a good shout and if that doesnt work a torrent of abuse much more effective

 

[dawesome]

Not saying it's your fault, but you have to be wary about bovine peds wandering about eating ice creams, especially in London, where there are hundreds and thousands.

 

[Flyingfox]

Not saying it's your fault, but you have to be wary about bovine peds wandering about eating ice creams, especially in London, where there are hundreds and thousands.

I literally didn't have a chance to shout or do anything - he just came straight out into my path - I'm always aware of pedestrians especially working around the tourist hot spot of St.James's.

 

[Sandra6]

I had a woman and two children step out in front of me from between two cars -to the right of me!!
From the pavement side I might have expected it, but I have no idea what she was doing traffic dodging.
There are worse things you could've ended up covered in than cornetto Flying fox! It'll wash!

 

[Crankarm]

OP - get yourself a Hornetto.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

where there are hundreds and thousands.

I prefer the little bits of chocolate myself....

 

[ComedyPilot]

What kind of cornetto? Hes got no right to be annoyed if it was strawberry!

(glad youre alright)

Just-a one......