Bizarre things big data tells you you really really want

[Old jon]

So, the ad at the bottom of this page is

Which is fair enough. I am in Brazil, the language is Portuguese,




And Uber Brazil do not recognise credit cards issued by non-Brazilian banks.

Translation, 'bill with Uber even without a car', whatever that really means.

 

[classic33]

I challenge your claim to this title.

I challenge you. I was banned from "playing the triangle" at Junior school. That was the last instrument they allowed me to play.

 

[classic33]

LED lit wall mounted toilet. Presumably the LED's only light up after use and at night Allowing you to see the automatic flush in action.


Library computer, so not down to any search made.

 

[Crackle]

A new bra. Don't judge.

 

[lane]

OK does anyone else on here see an advert for Red Diesel? Thing is we were watching a cop reality show and they pulled someone over to check for Red Diesel - I had to expain to my wife what is. Next thing I keep seeing the adverts on here.

 

[Reynard]

OK does anyone else on here see an advert for Red Diesel? Thing is we were watching a cop reality show and they pulled someone over to check for Red Diesel - I had to expain to my wife what is. Next thing I keep seeing the adverts on here.

Yes, I get them occasionally. No idea why.

 

[Reynard]

Beard grooming...

 

[classic33]

OK does anyone else on here see an advert for Red Diesel? Thing is we were watching a cop reality show and they pulled someone over to check for Red Diesel - I had to expain to my wife what is. Next thing I keep seeing the adverts on here.

Telly spying on you?

 

[lane]

Maybe they were there before and I never noticed.

 

[Crackle]

Beard grooming...

Apply to the circus.

 

[Reynard]

Apply to the circus.

Steady on!!!

 

[Vantage]

Beard grooming...

Pilots like a smooth landing str........





I'll be quiet.

 

[Stephenite]

OK does anyone else on here see an advert for Red Diesel? Thing is we were watching a cop reality show and they pulled someone over to check for Red Diesel - I had to expain to my wife what is. Next thing I keep seeing the adverts on here.

Do you have a Samsung TV? Or a google home? Alexa?

Failing that - do you fill your John Deere up at those fuel tanks you need a special key for that you find in out of the way places?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ebay has just sent me a mail telling me that based on my previous searches what I really really need, if only I knew it, is, a

Cat hammock

A product I didn't even know existed.

Any else had any other mind boggling or just odd suggestions?

Real examples preferred rather than folk displaying their "wit", bitchiness or imagined ego.

Does your cat look for things on your computer whilst you are out?

 

[Blue Hills]

No, don't like cats.
I know how ebay made the link but it shows how wrong and bonkers algorithms etc can be.