Bizarre spam email

[ColinJ]

anyone know what "sell your traffic" means??

I'll give you an example:

You own MegaCocksOfDeath.com and you sell penis enhancement kits (each consisting of a house brick and ball of string) for £100 a time so you need a steady stream of chaps with no sense, small members and big wallets.

You know that BritneySpearsIsMySisterAndICanGetYouADateWithHer.com gets an average of 25,000 sad loners er, visitors a day so you contact the owner and arrange to buy web traffic from him.

As agreed, the owner of the site includes a glowing (fake) review of your product:

• I recently purchased a SuperThrustPowerMaxMegaCock II kit from MegaCocksOfDeath.com. Initially, I was sceptical - I'd tried the Mk I product and had been very disappointed with it. True, I did achieve a penis length of 4.5 inches, but unfortunately my girth decreased accordingly. To be blunt - I went from owning a thumb-like penis to one that looked like a pencil. Not really what I was looking for...
  
  Now the Mk II is something else ! I got so excited when I unwrapped the product that I didn't even have to use it! I am now a very happy 9.7 inches in length with an 8.6 inch girth - wow! In fact, it might be almost too good - my last partner ran for cover when I undressed in front of her, but that's the kind of problem I like...
  
  Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that Britney's divorce from Fed-Ex came through recently and she's now looking for a BIG hot date, so mosey on over to MegaCocksOfDeath.com and check out the SuperThrustPowerMaxMegaCock II kit for yourself. Tell 'em Britney's brother sent you.

 

[andy_wrx]

This gem arrived in my trash today:

Paris Hilton's Vagina bites Penguin

I'm surprised it's got teeth when its gums look so bad...


Today's gems

Paris Hilton Loses Vagina - Blames Dr Phil
Paris Hilton Gives Birth To Twins...Aliens
Paris Hilton covered in excrement
John McCain to Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"
Paris Hilton to show beaver
Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street

Busy woman, that Paris Hilton. Nothing about Britney...

 

[ColinJ]

...
Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street

Explanation for that one

 

[mondobongo]

They just keep on coming:

Paris Hilton sold her Soul to the Devil admits it on Larry King

Well where else would she do it.

 

[andy_wrx]

Paris Hilton....(she really is a busy woman)

...to open rehab facility
...to become nun
...to work with blind retards (how non-PC is that one !)

...in crack-in-arse scandal (eh ?)

...vagina affects entire prison population

(and now my favourite)
...vows not to write book until she reads one first

 

[yenrod]

>Britney Spears vagina

Is a celerbridee all by itself now

 

[ColinJ]

>Britney Spears vagina

Is a celerbridee all by itself now

It's hardly surprising since she got into the habit of flashing it at the paparazzi every time she got pissed!

 

[Maz]

Britney Spears vagina

Sounds painful. I hope she had a local anaesthetic.