Get back to work, you lazy-good-for nothing, you've got to pretend to be indispensible this week.
Those discs are the shitey-ist pieces of shite I've seen in a long time.
Alright, alright. I've worked my way up from useless to mediocre between yesterday and today. Which means tomorrow I'll be competent and on Friday I will be brilliant.
They really are shite, aren't they?