Best thread.

[Aperitif]

It's warped.
Weft left alone now...
Weaver nother thing to talk about so let's clothe the subject shall we - I needle the support I can get to change this bias - even if it's just thimbolic...

 

[tdr1nka]

Thimbolic = crap sewing

 

[Speicher]

How do you classify these puns, Jacquard index them?

 

[TheDoctor]

Just had to check this out. Or are we s'tartan again?

 

[Milo]

*bangs head on desk*

 

[tdr1nka]

Trust the Doc' t'weed out some more puns.
Some of them are so bad they make me wince-iette!

 

[Dayvo]

Trust the Doc' t'weed out some more puns.
Some of them are so bad they make me wince-iette!

Same old flannel, tdr1nka!

 

[tdr1nka]

Oh look they're linen up to have a pop!
Gingham when they're down why don'tcha?!

 

[Aperitif]

The loom ends nigh...