Best newspaper headline you've seen

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Hubby has just remembered another headline that accompanied one of his stories.

"Firemen put out fire"

And from a journalism website which collects headlines:

"Charles' visit had village heaving."
"Woman, 101, is 'lucky to be alive' after porridge fire."
"Addict stuffed makeup down his trousers"

 

[Mr Celine]

Two from the Edinburgh Evening News.

POLICE FIND BODY IN GRAVEYARD

A deceased junkie had been found (above ground) in Seafield cemetery.


RANGER SMITH ON YOGI'S BOOBOO

Then Rangers FC manager Walter Smith commenting on an error by Falkirk FC's John 'Yogi' Hughes.