betty swollocks
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Gas mark 5 for 4 hours.
Bernard Matthews' funeral.......
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krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Don't forget the Paxo stuffing. Will the congregation have pigs in blanket butties.
How many times have we heard that one? 
Mind you, arguments have broken out ahead of the funeral.
Nigella says he should be soaked in brine overnight but Jamie's insisting on rubbing butter under his skin.
I think he ought to be buried. At least he'll find out what it's like to spend all of eternity, in the dark, under six feet of sh*t...
Mind you, arguments have broken out ahead of the funeral.
Nigella says he should be soaked in brine overnight but Jamie's insisting on rubbing butter under his skin.
I think he ought to be buried. At least he'll find out what it's like to spend all of eternity, in the dark, under six feet of sh*t...
mr Mag00
rising member
- Location
- Deepest Dorset
lol @ above
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Good comment.
How many times have we heard that one?
Mind you, arguments have broken out ahead of the funeral.
Nigella says he should be soaked in brine overnight but Jamie's insisting on rubbing butter under his skin.
I think he ought to be buried. At least he'll find out what it's like to spend all of eternity, in the dark, under six feet of sh*t...
