Beer?

[Crackle]

In a new high for quality in the thread, @Crackle posts "Milk stout with black lab (2016)". Narrowly turned down by Tate Modern, simply because they couldn't afford the asking price, this piece of incisive micro-time-lapse photography, inspired by Man Ray and Doisneau in equal measure, effortlessly captures the ennui of drinking poncey beer in the 21st century.

It is clear that the Milk Stout won't stop a rampaging dog. The dog won't stop a rampaging pussy-cat. But the photo is powerful enough to use as a weapon against even the wildest Brianus sewellii as it stomps through art galleries across the land.

 

[MossCommuter]

It's a milk Stout but I don't know which one. It had only just come on and the barman was a bit clueless and I couldn't hear him as it was busyt and noisy. So I'll have to wait until they post a picture online. Not bad though.

And the dog met the bloke who makes the dog biscuits for the pub. Makes the dog biscuits. I had no idea that people made dog biscuits, except in some big factory. Hand made farking dog biscuits ffs. No wonder he likes them.

What're they like?

Please tell me you did try one

 

[Crackle]

What're they like?

Please tell me you did try one

I bet they were nicer than my crisps. The bloke who handed them over said they smelt nice but he wasn't willing to try them and my gabber was so flasterred at handmade dog biscuits, I didn't ask what was in them.

 

[MossCommuter]

I'm off to London with at least twenty five pounds in my wallet and I'm going to blow the lot on beer.

Oh yes

 

[John the Monkey]

Hand made farking dog biscuits ffs. No wonder he likes them.

Craft beer & craft dog biscuits!

 

[User169]

I'm off to London with at least twenty five pounds in my wallet and I'm going to blow the lot on beer.

Oh yes

So just a half then, Mossy.

 

[John the Monkey]

The beer randomizer mocks me, picking another Hopgoblin for Mrs M and I last night. We enjoyed it, but see past reviews for pic and details.

 

[MossCommuter]

King's Arms, Waterloo

South island pale

Four pounds fifty

I smiled, handed him fiver and told him to keep the change

The dirty robbing bastard

 

[Crackle]

Craft beer & craft dog biscuits!

Yep, mental.

It was a Wiper and True milkshake stout.

I didn't get any of the vanilla and coffee, just the smoothness.

 

[User169]

Moved swiftly onto the rhino repellant. Woke up on the sofa at 4am

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Red Rye and cheese salad baguette avec pesto.

 

[MossCommuter]

Red Rye and cheese salad baguette avec pesto.

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Pesto

Ponce

 

[MossCommuter]

Still in the KA

Sharps Ale Of Kings

 

[User169]

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Bacon beer.

Tripel likes for that. Amazing stuff, although the Paulaner glass is doing my nut!

 

[User169]

Much as I like @threebikesmcginty 's and @MossCommuter 's tucker photos, failure to identify the beer just isn't on!