I hope everyone appreciates how hard it is for me to be the thread's temporary correspondent in the home of US craft beer.
I'll start with the mass-market - Pike Brewery, one of the original craft brewers, which started out in what their publicity paints as a whorehouse but was probably just a hotel.
They have bikes
They have bike jerseys
They have tandem ale (though sadly not available)
And they have a flight of testers
I'm giving it 6/10.
Naughty Nellie - meh. An OK US ale. Pale Ale - reasonable, if not that interesting. IPA - "look mum, lots of hops". Space Needle - a hoppy IPA with a decent balance, and one I'd drink in (slightly) larger quantities. XXXXX stout - a decent enough strong stout. Monk's Uncle - a decent Belgian triple, a bit like Duvel.
Before that I went to a new opener (and, as far as I can tell, a new brewery), the Old Stove.(sorry about the odd orientation - my phone temporarily lost its bearings)
I'm awarding this one 9/10 and will be back, even though the sandwiches come with a quinoa salad.
With the help of the manager I put together my own tasting flight (instantly plus one point for not just thrusting me down the basic route), based on "not too hoppy", which came on its own charity-shop tray complete with post-it note.
In the order I drank them: Pilsner - a VG straightforward pilsner. Saison - totes yumtus. Impeccable straightforward saison I could have drunk all day. Blonde - wow. An outstanding example of a Belgian abbey-style blonde. What Leffe would be if it was brewed by people rather than a factory. EC - Exceptional Circumstances (not the square mile). Oh My Goodness. A nutty brown ale, a bit like the best British porters but with more bite and more strength. Utterly fantastic. And finally - Wee Heavy. Not at all like a Caledonian heavy. At all. No way. Strong and sweet. And unlike most beer brewed with novelty ingredients they're there as a hint rather than as the main event. 2oz was the perfect size for that one.
I'm deducting two points out of ten because the Pilsner was straightforward and the Wee Heavy was a bit much, but adding one back on for the free choice.
And to prove that Seattle is a little bit strange....