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It's a bit more complicated than that...
Friday night pre-ride sharpener: it was a Pizza Express, so it was a couple of large bottles of Peroni to wash down the carbonara pizza.
Saturday morning post-ride relaxant: it was the Mumbles' finest Italian restaurant, so spurning the FYP on offer I luxuriated in a bottle of Newky Brown. TC and User482 were unimpressed (honestly, it's poor stuff, but it's still more drinkable than FYP on top of breakfast). I very kindly pointed out to them that bottles labelled "London Pride" were also on offer - but whatever it was it wasn't Pride. Pride is reddish-brown and lightly pétillante. This was orange and fizzy - Irn-Bru perhaps. It also tasted of pish. So I had a couple of pints of Guinness. I'm sure the draft stuff used to be stronger than 3.5%.
I now expect the pair of piss-heads to regale us with tales of the varieties of highly-hopped and highly complex real ales they had over lunch.
Saturday morning post-ride relaxant: it was the Mumbles' finest Italian restaurant, so spurning the FYP on offer I luxuriated in a bottle of Newky Brown. TC and User482 were unimpressed (honestly, it's poor stuff, but it's still more drinkable than FYP on top of breakfast). I very kindly pointed out to them that bottles labelled "London Pride" were also on offer - but whatever it was it wasn't Pride. Pride is reddish-brown and lightly pétillante. This was orange and fizzy - Irn-Bru perhaps. It also tasted of pish. So I had a couple of pints of Guinness. I'm sure the draft stuff used to be stronger than 3.5%.
I now expect the pair of piss-heads to regale us with tales of the varieties of highly-hopped and highly complex real ales they had over lunch.