Beer?

[Rhythm Thief]

... and another bottle of Eden goes west. It's nice with the chilli I've just made.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Mr Thief, what did you think of the venue?

Yes, it looks good. I haven't had a chance to do anything yet, but I'll give them a ring tomorrow and see if we can get on there.
Can I tempt you to a bottle of this rather nice beer?

 

[sticky sherbert]

Toilets are a bit messy but the beer is good.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

the toilets are cleaned on a voluntary basis ... let's have a look at the rota. Oh, it's your turn, it says here.
I'll get you a beer for when you've finished.

 

[Speicher]

Yes, it looks good. I haven't had a chance to do anything yet, but I'll give them a ring tomorrow and see if we can get on there.
Can I tempt you to a bottle of this rather nice beer?

Yes thank you, always happy to try something new.

Pm me if you do visit The Venue, I presume you visit them in person first.

 

[TheDoctor]

Perhaps I can join you in an IPA?

if there is room

Always room for you Speicher!
*Passes IPA in Speichers general direction*

BTW at the Chinese Take away, can you explain why there was a Train waiting there as well?

Eh? *Checks blood alcohol level. Adequate...*
I don't understand. Unless it was the 21:35, which is Crispy Chilli Beef and egg fried rice.

 

[Speicher]

What the doodah has crispy beef got to do with trains. Unless you are reffering to the Chinese Restaurant at a Station in Sweden. I did not understand a word of the menu or what the staff said, but still ended up with the best Chinese meal I have ever had.

Oh I digress. It was a man whose surname was Train, (goes canoeing), am I confusilizing you?

 

[TheDoctor]

Can I have a pint of what Speicher had please? The world has stopped making sense to me...

 

[Speicher]

Well, its quite simple really. I had phoned my order to the takeaway, because some times they are very busy, and it is not easy to park, well, not easy for me to park, paralell parking and all that, I can do it, but not very quickly.

So the man was standing next to me, and he said his name was Train, so he could collect his order. Then he said he had just been canoeing.


I have had two glasses of Piesporter Mid Michelsberg.

 

[Speicher]

I fingk sthey swere verry larch glarches.

 

[Speicher]

Well I don't think you should work at the place where I am sometimes.

We have the following

A clock powered by an orange.

A radio powered by a bicycle - retuning can be tricky, as someone has to keep pedalling if you wish to change Stations.

Spider and various bugs in ginormous sizes.

We also have a secret staircase. I kid you not.

And someone who works there is named after Andy Pandy.

 

[Speicher]

Having a nice gay night tonight. Some sweet stuff and listening to some NY and Detroit club music and Erasure. I would come out if I didn't like shagging ladies so much.

Marvyn Gay?

 

[TheDoctor]

Nowt wrong with a quick 'dabble'. Pet Shop Boys and Soft Cell for me. Plus a huge slight amount of lust for Captain Jack Harkness from Dr Who and Torchwood, but he's fictional, so that's OK.

 

[Speicher]

Have you heard of Mr Kucas Lazan? I think ? that's how you spell it.

 

[TheDoctor]

Why not? *pours Old Speckled Hen*