John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
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A Widnes sunrise; Hoegaarden and Guinness.
Not nearly enough fruit in that, surely?Was it Mossy?
A Widnes sunrise; Hoegaarden and Guinness.
Not nearly enough fruit in that, surely?Was it Mossy?
Anyone who can walk up to the bar, look the barmaid in the eye ask for a half Guiness, half Hoegarrden, watch it mix and then turn to me with a twinkle in his eye and say, "It's a Widnes sunrise, tosh, luvverly", is cooler than you and I could ever imagine ourselves being.Is he a tosser?
Anyone who can walk up to the bar, look the barmaid in the eye ask for a half Guiness, half Hoegarrden, watch it mix and then turn to me with a twinkle in his eye and say, "It's a Widnes sunrise, tosh, luvverly"...
Did he take you up the Mersey Tunnel afterwards?
Nice. It reminded me a bit of a street artist spotted in Paris by Stephanie Lombard (I got given the book last weekend by my friend Benoit, so it's a 'hot topic' for me!)
Hang on.
Are we still talking about me?
Two out of three ain't badI don't know who we're talking about. Have you ever been to a bar with crax, bought beer cocktails and looked at him with a twinkle in your eye?
lol-ed!Two out of three ain't bad
A twinkle of mischief, you buttoned up tight Country and Western Telegraph reader. My farking anecdotes are wasted on you.Did he take you up the Mersey Tunnel afterwards?
That sounds better than "I forgot about the pot and it burnt on the bottom"....try and get melanoidins to form