Be alert - Britain needs Lerts

[ColinJ]

I'll admit its weird, bizzare, and utterly irrational, but for some reason the moment I see that alert marker I nearly have a coronary. Utter daft, but the only way to avoid stupid momentary panics is to switch them off.

I have had the same thing!

It is usually when a subject has gone seriously off topic and the mods slash away to restore thread purity.

A simple message in the thread itself would do...

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I'll admit its weird, bizzare, and utterly irrational, but for some reason the moment I see that alert marker I nearly have a coronary. Utter daft, but the only way to avoid stupid momentary panics is to switch them off.

Or don't get a post deleted, go on I dare you, nay double dare you don't get a post deleted for the rest of the year.

 

[Salty seadog]

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Appendix F.

 

[Salty seadog]

Does anyone else remember that @Drago woman, had a couple of spells on here, I think she was called Bernard....

 

[Drago]

Or don't get a post deleted, go on I dare you, nay double dare you don't get a post deleted for the rest of the year.

Well quote frankly I don'tmlike you attitude. Did Momma not give you enough attention as a child, or were you dropped on your head? In my opinion you should...hold on a minute...I see what you did there! Very good!

 

[dodgy]

knowing my rather weak computer skills.

I'm sure you said you were in some kind of high tech crime unit in the police at one time, should we be worried?

 

[byegad]

Is Byegad Towers sufficiently supplied with Round Tuits?

Plenty, sadly the holes they are meant to go into are invariably pentagons, or triangular.
We're currently making lots of mends, to settle the many family feuds we seem to have acquired.

 

[Illaveago]

My lerts still aren't working very well .
I must be lertless !

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Mod note:

Thread (amusing as it is in places) has run out of puff and is now closed.

I will alert @Drago of course.