Hugh Porter's commentary, he is truly dreadful
Your absolutley right, it gets quiet repetitive.
"Oh there's been a crash"
"Ooooooh Look at that for a crash"
"We'll be right back, Don't go away, plenty more action to come"
"Oh look at all the schoolchildren, their loving it"
"Oh look at the crowds, their in their thousands"
Sometimes on club rides, I call out his quotes, especcially "Oh look at the crowds, their in their thousands" if I see two or three people waiting at the roadside for a bus or to cross the road in front of us.
But there again, I find him better than the Australian who was commentating a couple of years ago, he was so irratating, by the time he had named the rider in full, along with the team he rides for in full, all in slow motion with pauses between the words the camera had panned away to someone else who he would then do exactly the same again but then the camera goes back to the original rider, it became frustrating. And he had no humour, the day a rider the camera was focussed on in full shot went for a drink out of his bottle and had the misfortune of the bottle top falling off pouring the contents onto his chin, he made no comment about it, I would have made a field day of it with gags.
But at the end of the day, I could not do better myself when it comes to it.