At what age do you become a Dirty Old Man?

[alecstilleyedye]

It was jaspa carrot that joked a long time ago,you know when your getting old when you look in a shop window and say,mmmm nice cardy.

that's actually very reassuring

 

[Aperitif]

It was jaspa carrot that joked a long time ago,you know when your getting old when you look in a shop window and say,mmmm nice cardy.

Ha ha - I misread this and thought you had written 'nice Carradice' Hahahaha but it's also true!

 

[Smokin Joe]

I must admit to once having been in a brief (and fully legal) relationship with someone 27 years younger than me. Both of us knew it was never going to last, but WTF it was good while it did.

And a couple of one nighters with someone 30 years my junior. Age is all in the mind.

 

[John Ponting]

you become a dirty old man once you start leching with one eye on the pretext that you "want to save the other eye for later".

 

[gbb]

Youre too old when you make a flirty comment, and they say,,,'you wish'

At that point i usually say...'i do, i do'

 

[Elmer Fudd]

I have been practicing to be a dirty old man for the last 49 years and I'm getting pretty darn good at it.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Youre too old when you make a flirty comment, and they say,,,'you wish'

At that point i usually say...'i do, i do'

My comment is usually "ya know luv, you've just made a happy man feel very old"

 

[Yorkshireman]

It's a state of mind ... My mind's often in that state .

 

[yenrod]

Look but dont touch...much easier !

 

[SamNichols]

I seem quite popular with 20 year old female cyclists and I'm 40

Where are these 20 year old female cyclists of which you speak? I haven't found one yet. ho hum.

 

[Keith Oates]

I was at a party a few years ago when one of the men asked to make a date with a girl. She refused and he made the mistake of asking why. She replied 'cos it'll be like going out with me Dad' in a broad scouse accent. None of us actually liked the guy so we all laughed with some feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I had some young women shout "hello gorgeous!" at me when I was out in the lorry the other day. Made me feel much younger than I am (and I'm only 35) and very happy for a few miles. If I'd shouted "hello gorgeous!" at them I doubt they'd have been quite so flattered.
This is off topic, but hell, I'm telling everyone!

 

[Smokin Joe]

I had some young women shout "hello gorgeous!" at me when I was out in the lorry the other day. Made me feel much younger than I am (and I'm only 35) and very happy for a few miles. If I'd shouted "hello gorgeous!" at them I doubt they'd have been quite so flattered.This is off topic, but hell, I'm telling everyone!

You'd have been arrested for sexual harassment and placed on the Sex Offenders Register for five years.

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

The 'Hugh Hefner' Age Scale seems to work.

Apparently the ideal age for a woman, is half the the man's age plus 7. Try it, It really works.

I can also recall a time at a party where I got chatting to a friend's 15 year old sister. She was pretty, charming and intelligent, far older than her years and we got on like a house on fire. I was 32 at the time and whilst I never did anything, I was seriously conflicted.

 

[walker]

Sounds like I'm one of the few thats never been aproached by people of a younger age. I'm quite disheartened, but then again I'm only 27.