Ask Unkle Hadron

[tdr1nka]

I read the title as "ask uncle hardon", why I clicked on it I dont know!!

Looks like someone's 'hadron' over on you then!

 

[domtyler]

ZER PINK IS SCORING 6 POINTS. ZER BLUE IS SCORING 5.
HAFF SOME TOBLERONE AND BE CALMING DOWN MR DOM. PERHAPS YOU ARE NEEDING A NICE BACK RUB?

Why sank you mister, don't mind if I do, what flavours have you got?

 

[HADRON COLLIDER'S MUM]

IS PRETTY. JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE LADY.

HADDY! I HOPE YOU ARE RESPECTFUL BEING OR TODAY YOU WILL FIND AFTER ALL COLLISION HAPPEN BETWEEN PARTICLES OF YOUR BOTTOM UND MEIN SLIPPER.

 

[papercorn2000]

Is it possible that you could speak in French accent?

Would that also change your personality?

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

MOTHER! I AM VORKING. PLEASE NOT TO BE EMBARRASSING ME. I AM BEINK MOST POLITE TO MR TYLER AND OFFERING HIM ALL FLAVOURS OF TOBLERONE AND BACK RUB ALSO, DESPITE HAIRS AND SMELL OF ROTTING BEEF.

 

[HADRON COLLIDER'S MUM]

Is it possible that you could speak in French accent?

Would that also change your personality?

OUR FAMILY COME ORIGINALLY FROM GERMAN BORDER, AND I RECENTLY MOVE CLOSER TO MY SON'S WORK AS I AM MAKINGK MEIN CARBON FOOTPRINT SMALLER SO. FUTURE OF PLANET SUCH A WORRY WHEN YOU HAVE THE LITTLE ONES TO BE THINKING OF. I DO MEIN BIT.

 

[HADRON COLLIDER'S MUM]

MOTHER! I AM VORKING. PLEASE NOT TO BE EMBARRASSING ME. I AM BEINK MOST POLITE TO MR TYLER AND OFFERING HIM ALL FLAVOURS OF TOBLERONE AND BACK RUB ALSO, DESPITE HAIRS AND SMELL OF ROTTING BEEF.

ACH, JA, JA, NO TIME TO SPEAK WIT YOUR MUZZER, SAME AS ALWAYS SINCE YOU ARE LEAVINGK HOME.

 

[LHC's LOVE CHILD]

Vater?
Mutter?

Please Com Home. I Need Mein Toblerone.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

...please, enough with the LHC family.

Really.

 

[wafflycat]

Why sank you mister, don't mind if I do, what flavours have you got?

Being the Hardon Colander, he should be having L, B, S and C amongst others I would have thought. No doubt a Real Physicist [TM] will be along soon to correct me

 

[marinyork]

Being the Hardon Colander, he should be having L, B, S and C amongst others I would have thought. No doubt a Real Physicist [TM] will be along soon to correct me

The colo(u)r in colo(ur) charge is red, green blue and the anticolours are sometimes represented by the alternative primary colours. The actual colours for gluons are somewhat more complicated than people imagine as it's all tied up in linear algebra and representations as to why they are but they are things like red antiblue + blue antired normalized and similar combinations in other colours with imaginary versions too.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

How much more permanent is a 'gluon' to a 'strap on'?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

How much more permanent is a 'gluon' to a 'strap on'?

infinitely more so, or should that be 'point of singularity' more so? Oh who cares, it doesn't really (anti) matter.

 

[marinyork]

strap on should have been the name for the weak interaction boson.

 

[Chuffy]

The colo(u)r in colo(ur) charge is red, green blue and the anticolours are sometimes represented by the alternative primary colours. The actual colours for gluons are somewhat more complicated than people imagine as it's all tied up in linear algebra and representations as to why they are but they are things like red antiblue + blue antired normalized and similar combinations in other colours with imaginary versions too.

Words and words and words and words.....