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[TVC]

How do you get triangles from a cow.

 

[classic33]

Today is always today, tomorrow is another day and yesterday is gone.

That means then that whilst we wait for tomorrow(another day) it will never actually arrive, because every day(except yesterday) which is gone, is today!

 

[Archie_tect]

No thank you Mort.

 

[Archie_tect]

No thank you Mort.

I refer to the question the not so honourable member raised earlier.

 

[Ern1e]

You might not be you know.

I think it may be safer not to answer that one lol

 

[Archie_tect]

Good question, Archie, but why do you want to know?

It's one of those things that "How?" would have found out in an experiment... that was one of my favourite programmes apart from the buffoonery of that idiot Fred Dineage.

 

[classic33]

You have to do it during night of daylight savings time then you're all set.

I waited, but its still only today. Tomorrow never turned up!

 

[Shut Up Legs]

If the minister finishes saying "You are now husband and wife" during a leap second, will you ever celebrate your wedding anniversary?

 

[slowmotion]

When's Christmas?

 

[classic33]

When's Christmas?

Usually celebrated towards the end of the year, with a greater emphasis placed on the 25th December.
Unless the 25th December falls on a Sunday, then there is no Christmas.

No Christmas next year. December 25th is a Sunday.

 

[Sharky]

When's Christmas?

Can't remember who said this, but when asked about training, replied something like this ...
"We go training (Chain gang) twice a week, every week, Tuesday and Thursday's, except when it falls on Christmas Day. Then we celebrate Christmas on the Wednesday"

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Technically this is the 11th question since one person above you asked two questions.

Jenny is greedy.

Damn!
I was hoping no-one would notice that

 

[mustang1]

You're looking west. You should look east.

I waited, but its still only today. Tomorrow never turned up!

 

[mustang1]

But you'll never know how many people did
A: Yes, yes
once you ha had more than ten questions posted, because they won't have posted one.

I was never interested in the yes,yes. Its a bit like people who say you should cycle around town because you will see parts of town you knew were there
But I would ask "so what? Now that you know something is there, what happens now?" One went out looking for something unknown rather than the unknown thing finding you (which is far more fun and surprising).

 

[mustang1]

S

It is true. If it were not then the world would be a stranger place than it is and it isn't, it's just exactly as strange as it is.

Simply put into a phrase: "keep it real"