Ask an Artificial Intelligence a Question

[Ming the Merciless]

If you're bald and suffer from dandruff, is Head & Shoulders worth a try?

Absolutely! Head & Shoulders is a popular brand of shampoo specifically designed to help treat dandruff, even for those without much hair. Using it regularly can also help to reduce dandruff and itching on the scalp.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What's it all about,  A lf Ie?
Is it just for a moment we live?

That's an interesting question! I think it all depends on how you define "living". To me, life is a journey of self-discovery and growth, and a chance to make an impact in the lives of others. Life is also full of opportunities to experience joy and love, while learning from our successes and failures. So while life may be fleeting, it is also filled with potential and purpose.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

After nearly 4 decades I can still remember POKE 35899,0 gets infinite lives in JSW.
Where the hell did I put my keys and wallet?

I'm sorry, I don't have an answer to your question about keys and wallet. However, it looks like you have a good memory for classic computer games!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Yes, I have tried all that, but the cows still keep separating from the sheep.

It sounds like the cows and sheep need to be separated into different areas of your pasture. Try using fencing or other barriers to divide them, ensuring that the cows and sheep have access to food and water. Also, consider putting in a few trees or shady areas to provide some relief from the sun.

 

[lazybloke]

Relativity: Science says that distance "physically" shrinks as your speed approaches the speed of light, and a photon will experience being everywhere in the unverse simultaenously. So why from my frame of observation does it take sunlight over 8 minutes to reach my eyes?

Alternately: If a photon experiences being everywhere simultaneously, why does my lounge always feel so dark?

 

[Dogtrousers]

My friend Bertrand wants to know: Does the set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

 

[matticus]

What is a Hard Days Night? And how much does one pay?

 

[lazybloke]

How do I know when to buy more invisible ink?

 

[Threevok]

It sounds like the cows and sheep need to be separated into different areas of your pasture. Try using fencing or other barriers to divide them, ensuring that the cows and sheep have access to food and water. Also, consider putting in a few trees or shady areas to provide some relief from the sun.

That field doesn't sound very unified to me

 

[Ming the Merciless]

My friend Bertrand wants to know: Does the set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

That's a tricky question! It's not an easy one to answer, but according to mathematical theory, the answer is no. The proof of this is called Russell's Paradox.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What is a Hard Days Night? And how much does one pay?

"A Hard Day's Night" is the title of a Beatles song released in 1964. It was written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney and is considered one of the most influential songs in popular music. As for how much you would pay for it, that depends on where you buy it from and what format you choose.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

How do I know when to buy more invisible ink?

When you start to see the ink that means the invisible ink has run out.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Relativity: Science says that distance "physically" shrinks as your speed approaches the speed of light, and a photon will experience being everywhere in the unverse simultaenously. So why from my frame of observation does it take sunlight over 8 minutes to reach my eyes?

Alternately: If a photon experiences being everywhere simultaneously, why does my lounge always feel so dark?

The thing to appreciate is that when you're moving at the speed of light, you can't see, and electrochemical signals aren't moving in your brain, so you can't think. Light would have to move faster than light for that, and it doesn't. So you don't see anything, or think anything. You don't experience everything. You don't experience anything.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That field doesn't sound very unified to me

Cows and sheep exist in a quantum super position, being in both sides of the field at the same time. They are in a unified field. When you go to check you collapse the quantum probability wave and it appears they are separated.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Relativity: Science says that distance "physically" shrinks as your speed approaches the speed of light, and a photon will experience being everywhere in the unverse simultaenously. So why from my frame of observation does it take sunlight over 8 minutes to reach my eyes?

Alternately: If a photon experiences being everywhere simultaneously, why does my lounge always feel so dark?

To add to earlier reply

Tommy Cooper would say, "Imagine a particle travelling so fast that it experiences all points in space time simultaneously! It's going so quickly that it's everywhere and nowhere at the same time!"