Are we really here?

[Fnaar]

I think I'm part of a game, so I'm going to go and fiddle with my joystick.

 

[TVC]

I'm really here, you're all delusions created by my drug addled mind. Bet that makes you feel better about yourself.

 

[byegad]

Next we'll be researching how many people with budgies strapped to their backs we can get dancing on the head of a pin!

 

[Wobblers]

I have heard that drinking a lot of orange juice helps at times like these.

I find it helps if you dilute your orange juice with some vodka.

 

[Andy_R]

but..but..but.....if you think of atoms, right, they're like 99.999999999% empty space aren't they......so if the atoms that make us are so full of emptiness, what are we, but mere shadows? Do we exist only in our imagination?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

If atoms are 99.999999999% empty space, how come hitting the ground hurts so much?

 

[vernon]

If atoms are 99.999999999% empty space, how come hitting the ground hurts so much?

Because we hit the 0.000000001% that wasn't empty space and be grateful that you didn't find yourself in Australia.

 

[Dayvo]

I found the way in my mid-late teens!

 

[classic33]

No it'd done so it's now behind me.
But what faces me now is cleaning the shower room.But one teenage daughter is still in her pit,i think.But that is the next job after i have finished on here.,which could be some time.

If the ironing was behind you it would be done. In front of you it would need doing

 

[fossyant]

I ride a bike, I know what's real. Matrix 4......

 

[Pat "5mph"]

If atoms are 99.999999999% empty space, how come hitting the ground hurts so much?

You fell off the bike?

 

[Arch]

Well, if I'm imaginary, I just cooked a darn good imaginary dinner for me and my imaginary fiancee, and I'm enjoying a nice glass of imaginary wine.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I ride a bike, I know what's real. Matrix 4......

Yes, the Matrix, and that Ian Banks story, wait I google it: aha, "walking on glass".
Classic: here, there or anywhere after a while is all the same. Go out enjoy the (very) fresh air

 

[slowmotion]

OK, clever clogs! How come the gorgeous under-clad Rebecca is always a tantalising three miles from all of us????
The greatest minds in the cosmos are stumped.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You fell off the bike?

Not recently - about 16 months ago while halfway round my first 50 miler.

I finished the ride but had to fix up and clean blood off the bike afterwards.