Arch's "Queen of cake" slogan

[Arch]

I just earned my Queen of Cake title by taking some flapjack down to my neighbour, who woke at 1.30 this morning to the sound of someone inexpertly trying to force her window open...

And no, my flapjack did NOT make it seem worse...

And the daft burglar left a smear of blood on the window frame before he ran off when she turned the light on....

 

[c2c]

I just earned my Queen of Cake title by taking some flapjack down to my neighbour, who woke at 1.30 this morning to the sound of someone inexpertly trying to force her window open...

And no, my flapjack did NOT make it seem worse...

And the daft burglar left a smear of blood on the window frame before he ran off when she turned the light on....

so then, if his dna is on profile already, he`s nicked, and if not, eventually when he is this crime will be picked up. what with that and your flap jacks a result..... hope your neigbour is not too traumatised by the experience....

ps..... dont make carrot cake do you...??

pps i earned my redredrobin title cos im a bristol city season ticket holder.... cue insults...!!

 

[Sittingduck]

I just earned my Queen of Cake title by taking some flapjack down to my neighbour, who woke at 1.30 this morning to the sound of someone inexpertly trying to force her window open...

Lol Arch. What's the flapjack for? Presumably to hide under the pillow and smack the unlucky burgular over the bonce with, should they gain entry

 

[dellzeqq]

could I be...
'pre-talced and mighty'
please?

 

[Shaun]

could I be...
'pre-talced and mighty'
please?

Alakazam ... piff ... paff ... poof!!!

 

[Sittingduck]

Shaun

Can I please be SittingDuck "Flapjack Dodger" pretty pleeease?

 

[ChrisKH]

Well if we're all allowed to play I would like to confirm my perversion and be a "Shorts Adjustment Expert" .

After Saturday, I suspect I could think of a few more:-

CrockofGold - Exploding Shorts Expert ('Nuff said)

Arallsopp - Garmin Lover (He'll follow it anywhere )

Any others?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Are you still doing requests, Shaun???

Can I be a "Jaffa Cake Monster" please?

 

[John the Monkey]

I'm considering changing mine to "Frivolous Cyclist" just so the karmic balance is maintained.

 

[dellzeqq]

Alakazam ... piff ... paff ... poof!!!

wow!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Yay - I've always said Shaun was a top bloke.

 

[ChrisKH]

Thanks Shaun!

 

[Arch]

Lol Arch. What's the flapjack for? Presumably to hide under the pillow and smack the unlucky burgular over the bonce with, should they gain entry

Huh, my flapjack's not that bad... Actually, it's on the gooey side, so could be laid on the window sill as a sort of flypaper trap.

 

[Chuffy]

Huh, my flapjack's not that bad... Actually, it's on the gooey side, so could be laid on the window sill as a sort of flypaper trap.

<---Queue here gentlemen to get caught in Arch's sticky fly trap.....

 

[Arch]

<---Queue here gentlemen to get caught in Arch's sticky fly trap.....

I say!