Ar*e cream

[BentMikey]

That's ok, you carry on riding technology from the 1800s.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Still laughing at the recumbent!

I was always taught don't knock it till you've tried it.

That's ok, you carry on riding technology from the 1800s.

If it isn't broken, don't fix it.

 

[zacklaws]

Battery acid . Apply it to the tender parts halfway round your ride, might not prevent chaffing etc but at least you will have a new record time to beat in the new year after you have raced home to wash it off, far faster than any energy drink is capable of.

 

[BentMikey]

If it isn't broken, don't fix it.

You could say that about horse-drawn carriages too.

 

[Will1985]

Assos on long rides for me. Such a nice feeling

 

[mr_cellophane]

That'll be the area americans call the 'gooch' ?

It is called the perineum

 

[yello]

Amazing what you can do with web cams huh?

 

[jimboalee]

When Technology, BentMikey?

 

[ComedyPilot]

It is called the perineum

That reminds me, I need to get some plums from the greengrocers.

 

[BentMikey]

When Technology, BentMikey?

I'm not sure that can technically be called a recumbent, perhaps a crank forward. It's true that recumbents have been around for a while, but not as long nor as relatively unchanged as upright bikes.

 

[Blue]

It is called the perineum

Naw; it's called the 'barse', coz it's between the balls and arse.

 

[zacklaws]

No wonder your arse gets sore, you have a red arrow stuck in your perineum.

 

[Chuffy]

Ah, the joys of the Search facility.

If only I'd taken pictures of my twernt* after it got scabby on a long and wet ride with no mudguards. Shucks darn etc....

* - 'cos if it twernt there your guts would drop out.

I was after some bum cream for a forthcoming weekend of epic mileage. I've used Vaseline before but that only helps with the chafing, it does nowt to keep you free of spots and germly foulness. I'll be down the LBS for a pot of minty Assos arse lard tomorrow lunchtime.

 

[jay clock]

In women's cases it also known as the "Humber Bridge" - situated between Hull and Grimsby (the shitty bit and the fishy bit)

 

[amnesia]

I really should have known from the topic title that I shouldn't open this at work

Oops.