Anyone planning to be a Prepper?

[Notafettler]

Actually, he's a pedant.

Sorry, but you walked into that one.

A pedant picks up on minor details but a meteor being outside the Universe would be of major significance. It’s not pedantic.

Predictive text is wrong not me!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Predictive text is wrong not me!

Tut tut , no good blaming the tools.

 

[Drago]

A bad pedant always blames his tool.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I have not actually done much prepping, but I have given some thought to what I would do after the crisis is over. I am going to found a new nation with any remaining nubile young women l can find.

 

[Notafettler]

with any remaining nubile young women l can find.

There mine all mine!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I have not actually done much prepping, but I have given some thought to what I would do after the crisis is over. I am going to found a new nation with any remaining nubile young women l can find.

It’s one way of staffing a care home.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Just had our normal Tesco delivery, Andy the driver just told us about his last but one visit, there was over £500 on the order & whilst he was there the Sainsbury's van arrived with an order for over £600, it's people like this that cause the issues.

 

[slowmotion]

This is just the job for stabbing any intruders who crawl in through the bathroom window to steal your stash of paracetamols and lavatory paper.....
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0a5FrK1WI[/media]

 

[Drago]

Sexy and unnecessary. I've ordered mine!

 

[fossyant]

This is just the job for stabbing any intruders who crawl in through the bathroom window to steal your stash of paracetamols and lavatory paper.....
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0a5FrK1WI[/media]

It would make a good trail builders tool, and zombie repellant.

 

[Smudge]

Chinese military one here......


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGdbbEZVHqw

 

[Notafettler]

Why oh why is everyone stockings up with toilet paper?
Google won't tell me are they keeping it a secret!
Now I can understand that panic buying begets panic buying but why toilet paper?
I'm not doing it, as one of the supermarkets had a sale on and I am well stocked up from before the coronavirus but I suspect I would have done the same thing but only because "panic buying begets panic buying but why toilet paper?" And leaves are to dry at this time of year.

 

[Notafettler]

Any potential Preppers out there?

Where will be the safest place to keep me and my bikes safe?

View attachment 400366


Keep safe folks....

As an aside what do you intend on achieving by buying all that crap?

 

[Drago]

As an aside what do you intend on achieving by buying all that crap?

People have said that to me in the past about my prepping, but now corvid19 isn't the loose and any of us might have to self isolate without notice I'm suddenly feeling pretty smug. And the best but its it's slow and careful accumulation, not some thoughtless and selfish knee jerk panic buying.

Today its corvid19, completely unforseen 3 months ago. Tomorrow it could be anything, and while you're panicking as you slowly starve to death I'm sitting pretty.

 

[itboffin]

I’m stocking up on tyres, chains & cassettes
so just like normal then