To be fair, he spent 4 years thinking about it....And you were so excited at the results that you felt compelled to sign up for CC to tell us about it!
Anyone into male waxing?
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ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Ha ha - I didn't spot that! Ok, if we see hundreds of cycling posts in the future and no mention of that business, then I apologise for my cynicism. 
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
Gorgeous birds.
Oh...waxing not waxwing!
Oh...waxing not waxwing!
nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
Gorgeous birds.
Oh...waxing not waxwing!
Waxing a waxwing sounds like a tricky proposition. First you have to wait for a "waxwing winter" when there are a few around. Then catch said waxwing (which is illegal unless you're a registered ringer). Then you have to hold it down whilst applying the wax....I can't imagine it being too happy with that and that bill and claws look pretty sharp to me. What you're finally left with is something that looks like a turkey twizzler in one hand and a ball of grey ,red,yellow and black fluff in the other
...and then trying to get them to pay is a bugger too.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
How do you reach, in order to draw it?
[edit: note to self: check the date, dumbass... greedo left yonks ago]
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
How do you reach, in order to draw it?
[edit: note to self: check the date, dumbass... greedo left yonks ago]
Crap jokes are timeless.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I've never been waxed, but I shave a lot.
nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
Cash up front is the only way with wildlife
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
especially when waxing a beaver?
Dave 123
Legendary Member
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- Cambridgeshire alps
Had my back done once. It was awful. Not the waxing...
I'd spent about 25 years with a hairy back and got used to it. Once the back was bald, bedsheets, shirts etc just felt like wet rubber. It was such a relief when it grew back!
I'd spent about 25 years with a hairy back and got used to it. Once the back was bald, bedsheets, shirts etc just felt like wet rubber. It was such a relief when it grew back!
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
nickyboy
Norven Mankey
- Location
- You want hills? We got hills
You sound a little overfamiliar with the feel of wet rubber
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
are you still as hairy as when you took your avatar photo?
