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[snapper_37]

I'm having a right day.

It it's not bosses messing with the feng shui of my office, it's blokes going to the toilet and leaving the door open!!!

There are 3 who regularly do it. Cock in hand, taking a p*ss for all and sundry to see when walking past.

What's that all about?

 

[ChrisKH]

Male Posturing; territory marking almost. I used to play rugby with someone who always, always, p£""ed in the shower. The fact there were 10 other blokes there at the same time didn't seem to bother him.

 

[Globalti]

Er... what's wrong with tinkling in the shower? I bet most people do it but won't admit it.

 

[Bman]

LOL it winds me up seeing a greasy/dirty hand print on the wall above the urinal! - Whats up, cant balance on two legs while pissing!?

Doing it the shower with 10 other people walking around in barefoot is another thing entirely!

 

[Crackle]

Er... what's wrong with tinkling in the shower? I bet most people do it but won't admit it.

Nope!

 

[Hover Fly]

Male Posturing; territory marking almost. I used to play rugby with someone who always, always, p£""ed in the shower. The fact there were 10 other blokes there at the same time didn't seem to bother him.

He was probably hoping they would join in for some "fun".

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Pissing everywhere as loud as possible is a chav bloke thing...born out of insecurity I suspect...piss on the edge of the bowl ffs nobody wants to hear niagra falls at 3am from the en suite.

 

[ChrisKH]

Nope!

Agreed, but turn round in a shower and find someone peeing on you, rather changes your view. Unless you're into that sort of thang.

 

[Aperitif]

Agreed, but turn round in a shower and find someone peeing on you, rather changes your view. Unless you're into that sort of thang.

Gives 'Golden Oldies' rugby a new twist... Possibly warmer than some of the showers we used to get though..."in the good old days..."

 

[Dayvo]

Male Posturing; territory marking almost. I used to play rugby with someone who always, always, p£""ed in the shower. The fact there were 10 other blokes there at the same time didn't seem to bother him.

Better that than pissing in those old communal baths that rugby clubs used to have.

Better still, he could have been having a dump!

And reminds of Seinfeld when was George was caught having a piss in the gym shower!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

There are 3 who regularly do it. Cock in hand, taking a p*ss for all and sundry to see when walking past.

Are they walking around while doing it?

 

[Sittingduck]

Lol - dirty barstewards

 

[snapper_37]

Are they walking around while doing it?

No, the loo opens out onto the corridor so anyone walking past can see. And ... no hand washing.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

No, the loo opens out onto the corridor so anyone walking past can see. And ... no hand washing.

Just think yourself lucky that you're in posh Wolverhampton. Just think what they're doing down road in the Black Country. Crapping in the corridor would be the least of it.

 

[Aperitif]

I'm sure snapper isn't roughing it in a solicitor's office Patrick.
Just to balance things up a bit, there is young woman in the office one flight up who absolutely eats for England - with the inevitable consequences. I'm met with it, reminded of it at regular times throughout the day and I'm bade goodbye by it...My 'working area' is a couple of metres from the door.

(I have a collection of sprays...Vanilla, Poppy, and 'Frost' as a 'counterbalance'. Not so good I'm sorry to report...

So. My work smells of mud effect...oh, and my 'boss' pees all over the floor - everytime. I'm thinking of some sort of chemical to put around the pan - explosive stuff on contact - that sort of thing...any ideas?

Can't stand messy.