anti-wrinkle cream for men

[Fnaar]

Drink plenty of water. If in crisis, "deep heat" might help. Let us know...

 

[fossyant]

All that sweat is good for the skin, mixed with chain lubes and grease - who needs beauty products.....

 

[Aperitif]

It is a well known fact that TV presenters (amongst others I'm sure) use Preparation H Haemorrhoid Cream to alleviate the wrinkles and birds feet etc.
That's a result of wearing piles of makeup no doubt...but it also explains that 'smacked ar*e' look so popular nowadays...

 

[Blue]

Anyone who doesn't moisturise and then cycles a lot probably looks like a sandblasted pineapple anyway...

Use Nivea for men revitalising cream with Q10 myself - face as smooth as a baby.

 

[beanzontoast]

E45 lotion is good for generally stopping the skin of (ahem) any middle aged guys from looking very dry.

As for wrinkles - why worry? They add character and wisdom to your face!

 

[Aperitif]

Clinique 'M' lotion for me. Got some Lancome eye repair also - to turn my crow's feet into flippers probs.

 

[Foghat]

As for wrinkles - why worry? They add character and wisdom to your face!

Precisely.

Can it with the metrosexual vanity cobblers, Abitrary.

 

[Chuffy]

What a bunch of effete jessies!

Lush Cosmetic Lad here, when I remember to put some on.

 

[barq]

It is a well known fact that TV presenters (amongst others I'm sure) use Preparation H Haemorrhoid Cream to alleviate the wrinkles and birds feet etc.

Apparently it is especially good for the bags under the eyes. If memory serves it was Elizabeth Hurley and her crowd who first popularised it, but I'm sure people have been doing it for years.

 

[Abitrary]

Use Nivea for men revitalising cream with Q10 myself - face as smooth as a baby.

I find Nivea a bit greasy...it also gave me a zit once

 

[Abitrary]

Precisely.

Can it with the metrosexual vanity cobblers, Abitrary.

It might be too late for you foghat, but some of us might be glad of new science so we don't look like a weathered deflated basketball

 

[Fab Foodie]

I used to use Johnsons Baby lotion which works a treat but is a bit "heavy/greasy", now I use 'Bulldog' found in Sainsburys...apt really as I have a face like a bulldog (but not one chewing a Wasp).
Works nicely ta!

 

[Abitrary]

Clinique 'M' lotion for me. Got some Lancome eye repair also - to turn my crow's feet into flippers probs.

Crikey, the expensive stuff.

How non-greasy is it though i.e. what genre of sludge to you have to wipe off your face after a commute?

 

[buddha]

Wrinkles are all down to your poor diet.

You need to go on an exclusive diet of pizza and chips.
<PC Mode = OFF> Fat people don't have wrinkles ... on their face at least.
I should know

 

[Abitrary]

Wrinkles are all down to your poor diet.

You need to go on an exclusive diet of pizza and chips.
<PC Mode = OFF> Fat people don't have wrinkles ... on their face at least.
I should know

Wrong. I eat about 1 domino pizza a week, and chips about 3 times at work lunches.

I also balance it out with my 5 portions of fruit and veg a week, and omega 3 in the form of salmon slices.

And before anybody starts going on about 2 litres of water, that is wrong.
The 2 litres means *moisture* from all food and air etc, and doesn't mean drinking just pure water, because that in fact flushes vitamins and minerals out in the long term.