Answer a question with a question.

[colly]

I don't know man, what is?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it 2 puppies in a basket?

 

[Keith Oates]

are they pedigree puppies or heinz?

 

[Steve H]

Are there still 57 varieties?

 

[Archie_tect]

Why, is it Monday again?

 

[tyred]

Does Bob Geldof like Mondays?

 

[Archie_tect]

Bob Geldorf has wind too?

 

[Steve H]

Why is toilet humour still funny after all these years?

 

[tyred]

Why is there never any toilet roll?

 

[Archie_tect]

Does it never rain in Midsomer?

 

[Steve H]

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plane?

 

[Archie_tect]

Easyjet?

 

[Ludwig]

is that a goblin teasmaid?

 

[tyred]

Can I have milk and two sugars in mine?

 

[perplexed]

Skimmed, semi-skimmed, or full fat?