Answer a question with a question.

[colly]

Veggie bus driver ? You are kidding aren't you ?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Can you out kid a kidder?

 

[TVC]

Can you believe it's not butter?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If it's not butter then what did i just spread on my cracker?

 

[Archie_tect]

Did you make it yourself?

 

[tyred]

Why didn't you add enough salt?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is a strawberry fruit pastile one of my five a day?

 

[Paulus]

You do what 5 times a day??

 

[ACS]

Is that Black pudding worth eating?

 

[TVC]

Depends, have you got any lube?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Will a block of lard do?

 

[Paulus]

I have some old fashioned dripping?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

how do you eat your cream eggs?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If train A leaves London traveling 100MPH and train B leaves Glasgow traveling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles how far can i throw a creme egg?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Are you into train spotting, then?