Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

If it can be seen from Mars is it too big?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Big, do you call that big?

 

[tyred]

Are you about to lose control?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Now where did i put that remote control?

 

[tyred]

Is it down the side of the armchair?

 

[tyred]

Is it on the ceiling?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is that water dripping from your ceiling?

 

[tyred]

Who left the bath running?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Where is it running to? and can you catch it?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

You are a super model aren't you?

 

[tyred]

Ho long does the bath take to do 100m sprint?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Doesn't it depend on whether the water is hot or cold?

 

[tyred]

How do you define cold?

 

[TVC]

Are you a medium?

 

[colly]

If it's cold it has to be a small surely?