Answer a question with a question.

[Linford]

A flock of about 1000 starlings turned the sky black last night near me. How do they decide when a good time to flock is ?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could it be a sign that the world is going to end?

 

[Linford]

Isn't that as well established as 'Death and Taxes' ?

 

[Paulus]

Taxes, who pays them?

 

[Steve H]

Taxis, who pays them?

 

[Keith Oates]

Who doesn't pay them?

 

[Archie_tect]

Can anyone afford to use one?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Do you go South of the river after midnight?

 

[colly]

Are you asking?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You dancing?

 

[tyred]

Why do I dance better after 14 pints?

 

[colly]

Can you dance after 14 pints?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How's the hernia?

 

[Steve H]

More blokes get them than girls. Why aren't they called 'hisnias'?

 

[Silver Fox]

Isn't milk brilliant ?