Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

When are you buying a round?

 

[classic33]

You following the rules?

 

[tyred]

Who makes the rules?

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Are you the law?

 

[Oxo]

If I am will you run away?

 

[classic33]

Can you run?

 

[tyred]

Why can't I use my bike?

 

[classic33]

Are you anywhere near your bike?

 

[tyred]

Where did I leave it?

 

[classic33]

You don't know?

 

[mustang1]

Who could know something so obscure?

 

[tyred]

Am I not the world's leading expect on lost car keys?

 

[lutonloony]

Do I have to read all the posts before I can join in ?

 

[tyred]

Do you need help to get to sleep?

 

[classic33]

Who goes to sleep?